From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Thu Oct  5 16:03:27 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Thu, 5 Oct 2006 16:03:27 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] useful website
Message-ID: <A0AECD9F-DF02-44CE-9F28-85246503DE17@blueyonder.co.uk>

This could put CVS Information Officers out of business....

http://www.stupidquestionsanswered.com/answered/smerf.htm

David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From LisaCharalambous at ivac.org.uk  Thu Oct  5 16:06:32 2006
From: LisaCharalambous at ivac.org.uk (Lisa Charalambous)
Date: Thu, 5 Oct 2006 16:06:32 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] useful website
In-Reply-To: <A0AECD9F-DF02-44CE-9F28-85246503DE17@blueyonder.co.uk>
Message-ID: <7AD13D28C9F4D64983026D06C9F80916110D7B@ivac-dc01.IVACDOMAIN.local>

Reminds me of something called cvsnet

-----Original Message-----
From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk [mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk]On Behalf Of David Abse
Sent: 05 October 2006 16:03
To: lifeistooshort at toosh.co.uk
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] useful website


This could put CVS Information Officers out of business.... 

http://www.stupidquestionsanswered.com/answered/smerf.htm


David
www.toosh.co.uk



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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Fri Oct  6 16:45:41 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Fri, 6 Oct 2006 16:45:41 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Book
Message-ID: <053436FD-E7EF-4C50-BE0F-5A325771E8D5@blueyonder.co.uk>

Do you think he might consider a new edition?


http://tinyurl.com/f573y

David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From niall.sweby at gmail.com  Fri Oct  6 17:03:48 2006
From: niall.sweby at gmail.com (Niall)
Date: Fri, 6 Oct 2006 17:03:48 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Book
In-Reply-To: <053436FD-E7EF-4C50-BE0F-5A325771E8D5@blueyonder.co.uk>
References: <053436FD-E7EF-4C50-BE0F-5A325771E8D5@blueyonder.co.uk>
Message-ID: <56bfdea10610060903k2b24059eh85dd00cded2c1871@mail.gmail.com>

That's anappalling thing to say  David

You've reminded me the smug git is still alive

On 06/10/06, David Abse <davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>
> Do you think he might consider a new edition?
>
> http://tinyurl.com/f573y
>
> David
> www.toosh.co.uk
>
>
>
> _______________________________________________
> LifeisTOOSHort mailing list
> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
> http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk
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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Fri Oct  6 17:18:08 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Fri, 6 Oct 2006 17:18:08 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Book
In-Reply-To: <56bfdea10610060903k2b24059eh85dd00cded2c1871@mail.gmail.com>
References: <053436FD-E7EF-4C50-BE0F-5A325771E8D5@blueyonder.co.uk>
	<56bfdea10610060903k2b24059eh85dd00cded2c1871@mail.gmail.com>
Message-ID: <EF5729CD-A248-445E-B4A7-A0F04487EAC9@blueyonder.co.uk>

anappalling?

David
www.toosh.co.uk


On 6 Oct 2006, at 17:03, Niall wrote:

> That's anappalling thing to say  David
>
> You've reminded me the smug git is still alive
>
> On 06/10/06, David Abse <davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
> Do you think he might consider a new edition?
>
>
> http://tinyurl.com/f573y
>
> David
> www.toosh.co.uk
>
>
>
> _______________________________________________
> LifeisTOOSHort mailing list
> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
> http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk
>
>
>
> _______________________________________________
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> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
> http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk

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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Fri Oct  6 17:22:04 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Fri, 6 Oct 2006 17:22:04 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Book
In-Reply-To: <56bfdea10610060903k2b24059eh85dd00cded2c1871@mail.gmail.com>
References: <053436FD-E7EF-4C50-BE0F-5A325771E8D5@blueyonder.co.uk>
	<56bfdea10610060903k2b24059eh85dd00cded2c1871@mail.gmail.com>
Message-ID: <EAE77F5E-A715-48CD-854D-62ED181EA007@blueyonder.co.uk>

And here's a game he might enjoy

http://zango.com/Destination/Catalog/Play/?pid=7906

David
www.toosh.co.uk


On 6 Oct 2006, at 17:03, Niall wrote:

> That's anappalling thing to say  David
>
> You've reminded me the smug git is still alive
>
> On 06/10/06, David Abse <davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
> Do you think he might consider a new edition?
>
>
> http://tinyurl.com/f573y
>
> David
> www.toosh.co.uk
>
>
>
> _______________________________________________
> LifeisTOOSHort mailing list
> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
> http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk
>
>
>
> _______________________________________________
> LifeisTOOSHort mailing list
> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
> http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk

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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Fri Oct  6 17:27:40 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Fri, 6 Oct 2006 17:27:40 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Orchestra
In-Reply-To: <EAE77F5E-A715-48CD-854D-62ED181EA007@blueyonder.co.uk>
References: <053436FD-E7EF-4C50-BE0F-5A325771E8D5@blueyonder.co.uk>
	<56bfdea10610060903k2b24059eh85dd00cded2c1871@mail.gmail.com>
	<EAE77F5E-A715-48CD-854D-62ED181EA007@blueyonder.co.uk>
Message-ID: <651A181A-5699-492B-9343-9B2A18F21AF5@blueyonder.co.uk>

This is brilliant

let's all singalong now  ....

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=161513

Hello hello hello how low......

David
www.toosh.co.uk


On 6 Oct 2006, at 17:22, David Abse wrote:

> And here's a game he might enjoy
>
> http://zango.com/Destination/Catalog/Play/?pid=7906
>
> David
> www.toosh.co.uk
>
>
> On 6 Oct 2006, at 17:03, Niall wrote:
>
>> That's anappalling thing to say  David
>>
>> You've reminded me the smug git is still alive
>>
>> On 06/10/06, David Abse <davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>> Do you think he might consider a new edition?
>>
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/f573y
>>
>> David
>> www.toosh.co.uk
>>
>>
>>
>> _______________________________________________
>> LifeisTOOSHort mailing list
>> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
>> http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk
>>
>>
>>
>> _______________________________________________
>> LifeisTOOSHort mailing list
>> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
>> http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk
>
> _______________________________________________
> LifeisTOOSHort mailing list
> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
> http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk

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From d.vandivier at thefactory.uk.net  Tue Oct 10 09:20:12 2006
From: d.vandivier at thefactory.uk.net (David Vandivier)
Date: Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:20:12 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Book
In-Reply-To: <053436FD-E7EF-4C50-BE0F-5A325771E8D5@blueyonder.co.uk>
Message-ID: <200610100820.k9A8KBJ6004570@turtle.dnsmaster.net>

You are sick! How can you laugh at the tragedy when a whole nation is in
mourning and the Prince of Hearts lays at death ... Er, sorry, wrong icon.

 

  _____  

From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk
[mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk] On Behalf Of David Abse
Sent: 06 October 2006 16:46
To: lifeistooshort at toosh.co.uk
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Book

 

Do you think he might consider a new edition?

 

 

http://tinyurl.com/f573y

 

David

www.toosh.co.uk





 

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From niall.sweby at gmail.com  Thu Oct 12 14:53:09 2006
From: niall.sweby at gmail.com (Niall)
Date: Thu, 12 Oct 2006 14:53:09 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Is Masturbation taking too much of your valuable
	time? Do you want to be rich and successful?
Message-ID: <56bfdea10610120653u712ddb62w3d38ed88cf01694e@mail.gmail.com>

Clearly this is what I've been doing wrong. Luckily there are people to help
me stop masturbating and make money and all they need is a regular payment.
How lucky is that?

http://www.taketheaction.com/
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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Thu Oct 12 16:40:15 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Thu, 12 Oct 2006 16:40:15 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Is Masturbation taking too much of your
	valuable time? Do you want to be rich and successful?
In-Reply-To: <56bfdea10610120653u712ddb62w3d38ed88cf01694e@mail.gmail.com>
References: <56bfdea10610120653u712ddb62w3d38ed88cf01694e@mail.gmail.com>
Message-ID: <327F8FCF-9235-42E7-B3C3-27CD18C0D669@blueyonder.co.uk>

What exactly were you googling for when you found this?

David
www.toosh.co.uk


On 12 Oct 2006, at 14:53, Niall wrote:

> Clearly this is what I've been doing wrong. Luckily there are  
> people to help me stop masturbating and make money and all they  
> need is a regular payment. How lucky is that?
>
> http://www.taketheaction.com/
> _______________________________________________
> LifeisTOOSHort mailing list
> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
> http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk

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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Thu Oct 12 16:54:22 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Thu, 12 Oct 2006 16:54:22 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Everyone's favourite Dutch MP
Message-ID: <EBA5B820-B5BD-4942-91D8-4977E29383EA@blueyonder.co.uk>

http://www.sp.nl/partij/gekozen/tiny.stm

David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Thu Oct 12 16:55:05 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Thu, 12 Oct 2006 16:55:05 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Xmas Present Ideas
Message-ID: <5FB573A5-91C9-4236-8B1B-7CDD783584B6@blueyonder.co.uk>

http://www.blackpitchpress.com/celebrityskin/music.htm

David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Thu Oct 12 16:59:24 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Thu, 12 Oct 2006 16:59:24 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Get the CEO to do an invite
Message-ID: <CEC5DFD3-FCD6-4214-A4B2-571875BD7CD1@blueyonder.co.uk>

http://www.bigcheesememo.co.uk/

See Niall, your googling needs improving.

David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From LisaCharalambous at ivac.org.uk  Thu Oct 12 16:59:57 2006
From: LisaCharalambous at ivac.org.uk (Lisa Charalambous)
Date: Thu, 12 Oct 2006 16:59:57 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Is Masturbation taking too much of
	yourvaluable time? Do you want to be rich and successful?
In-Reply-To: <327F8FCF-9235-42E7-B3C3-27CD18C0D669@blueyonder.co.uk>
Message-ID: <7AD13D28C9F4D64983026D06C9F80916110DA2@ivac-dc01.IVACDOMAIN.local>

I've just wasted rather a lot of my very valuable time and my life (which as you know is very short) reading this very long attachment which is destroying my health and my relationships as well as my ability to make pots of money. Please please do not send me any such long attachments as reading them makes me feel extremely guilty and is a waste of my short life.  Furthermore I could have spent my time (wich is very valuable) doing more important things like masturbating

-----Original Message-----
From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk [mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk]On Behalf Of David Abse
Sent: 12 October 2006 16:40
To: LifeisTOOSHort
Subject: Re: [LifeisTOOSHort] Is Masturbation taking too much of yourvaluable time? Do you want to be rich and successful?


What exactly were you googling for when you found this? 


David
www.toosh.co.uk


On 12 Oct 2006, at 14:53, Niall wrote:


Clearly this is what I've been doing wrong. Luckily there are people to help me stop masturbating and make money and all they need is a regular payment. How lucky is that?

http://www.taketheaction.com/

_______________________________________________
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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Thu Oct 12 17:28:01 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Thu, 12 Oct 2006 17:28:01 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Kitten Cannon
Message-ID: <53BE6812-F697-4A27-AB09-87161B0F82D6@blueyonder.co.uk>

How far can you shoot the cute Kitten?

My best so far: 943 feet.

http://www.flashgamesinc.com/game/2182/Kitten-Cannon.html

David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From niall.sweby at gmail.com  Fri Oct 13 13:18:08 2006
From: niall.sweby at gmail.com (Niall)
Date: Fri, 13 Oct 2006 13:18:08 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Is Masturbation taking too much of your
	valuable time? Do you want to be rich and successful?
In-Reply-To: <327F8FCF-9235-42E7-B3C3-27CD18C0D669@blueyonder.co.uk>
References: <56bfdea10610120653u712ddb62w3d38ed88cf01694e@mail.gmail.com>
	<327F8FCF-9235-42E7-B3C3-27CD18C0D669@blueyonder.co.uk>
Message-ID: <56bfdea10610130518h706ef027g75de52ca512b7f94@mail.gmail.com>

Increasing work productivity - I was ashamed of all the time I spend
masturbating at work. Hint - that's what the meeting in progress sign is
really for.

Hmm, wonder how many spam filters this will get by?

On 12/10/06, David Abse <davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>
> What exactly were you googling for when you found this?
> David
> www.toosh.co.uk
>
>
> On 12 Oct 2006, at 14:53, Niall wrote:
>
> Clearly this is what I've been doing wrong. Luckily there are people to
> help me stop masturbating and make money and all they need is a regular
> payment. How lucky is that?
>
> http://www.taketheaction.com/
> _______________________________________________
> LifeisTOOSHort mailing list
> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
> http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk
>
>
>
> _______________________________________________
> LifeisTOOSHort mailing list
> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
> http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk
>
>
>
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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Fri Oct 13 13:36:23 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Fri, 13 Oct 2006 13:36:23 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Buy viagra cheap
In-Reply-To: <56bfdea10610130518h706ef027g75de52ca512b7f94@mail.gmail.com>
References: <56bfdea10610120653u712ddb62w3d38ed88cf01694e@mail.gmail.com>
	<327F8FCF-9235-42E7-B3C3-27CD18C0D669@blueyonder.co.uk>
	<56bfdea10610130518h706ef027g75de52ca512b7f94@mail.gmail.com>
Message-ID: <3A8452BE-C3E6-4E96-AD97-BCD705318FC4@blueyonder.co.uk>

And I wonder how many this will get through.
Good game!

David
www.toosh.co.uk


On 13 Oct 2006, at 13:18, Niall wrote:

> Increasing work productivity - I was ashamed of all the time I  
> spend masturbating at work. Hint - that's what the meeting in  
> progress sign is really for.
>
> Hmm, wonder how many spam filters this will get by?
>
> On 12/10/06, David Abse <davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk > wrote:
> What exactly were you googling for when you found this?
>
> David
> www.toosh.co.uk
>
>
> On 12 Oct 2006, at 14:53, Niall wrote:
>
>> Clearly this is what I've been doing wrong. Luckily there are  
>> people to help me stop masturbating and make money and all they  
>> need is a regular payment. How lucky is that?
>>
>> http://www.taketheaction.com/
>> _______________________________________________
>> LifeisTOOSHort mailing list
>> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
>> http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk
>
>
> _______________________________________________
> LifeisTOOSHort mailing list
> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
> http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk
>
>
>
> _______________________________________________
> LifeisTOOSHort mailing list
> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
> http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk

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From coaching at kittyfitzherbert.com  Fri Oct 13 15:57:19 2006
From: coaching at kittyfitzherbert.com (Kitty Fitzherbert)
Date: Fri, 13 Oct 2006 15:57:19 +0100
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In-Reply-To: <3A8452BE-C3E6-4E96-AD97-BCD705318FC4@blueyonder.co.uk>
Message-ID: <mailman.0.1160751451.2923.lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk@toosh.co.uk>

Well, clearly my spam filters don't bloody stop anything getting through.
 
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From: David Abse [mailto:davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk] 
Sent: 13 October 2006 13:36
To: LifeisTOOSHort
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Buy viagra cheap


And I wonder how many this will get through. 
Good game!

David
www.toosh.co.uk


On 13 Oct 2006, at 13:18, Niall wrote:


Increasing work productivity - I was ashamed of all the time I spend
masturbating at work. Hint - that's what the meeting in progress sign is
really for. 

Hmm, wonder how many spam filters this will get by?


On 12/10/06, David Abse <davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk
<mailto:davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk> > wrote: 

What exactly were you googling for when you found this? 


David
www.toosh.co.uk



On 12 Oct 2006, at 14:53, Niall wrote: 


Clearly this is what I've been doing wrong. Luckily there are people to help
me stop masturbating and make money and all they need is a regular payment.
How lucky is that?

http://www.taketheaction.com/

_______________________________________________
LifeisTOOSHort mailing list
LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk
<http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk> 



_______________________________________________
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LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk





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From niall.sweby at gmail.com  Fri Oct 13 16:00:31 2006
From: niall.sweby at gmail.com (Niall)
Date: Fri, 13 Oct 2006 16:00:31 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Buy viagra cheap
In-Reply-To: <452fa978.7077271c.5e0a.2866SMTPIN_ADDED@mx.google.com>
References: <3A8452BE-C3E6-4E96-AD97-BCD705318FC4@blueyonder.co.uk>
	<452fa978.7077271c.5e0a.2866SMTPIN_ADDED@mx.google.com>
Message-ID: <56bfdea10610130800l4a378ba8jbc323d3e6bce9199@mail.gmail.com>

Obviously any comment about just needing to wear ear plugs when at home
would be unfunny and so I wouldn't make it.

Niall

On 13/10/06, Kitty Fitzherbert <coaching at kittyfitzherbert.com> wrote:
>
>  Well, clearly my spam filters don't bloody stop anything getting through.
>
> Kitty FitzHerbert
> Leadership, Organisational and Life Coach
> email coaching at kittyfitzherbert.com
> www.kittyfitzherbert.com
>
>
>
>  ------------------------------
> *From:* David Abse [mailto:davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk]
> *Sent:* 13 October 2006 13:36
> *To:* LifeisTOOSHort
> *Subject:* [LifeisTOOSHort] Buy viagra cheap
>
> And I wonder how many this will get through. Good game!
>
>  David
> www.toosh.co.uk
>
>
>  On 13 Oct 2006, at 13:18, Niall wrote:
>
> Increasing work productivity - I was ashamed of all the time I spend
> masturbating at work. Hint - that's what the meeting in progress sign is
> really for.
>
> Hmm, wonder how many spam filters this will get by?
>
> On 12/10/06, David Abse <davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk > wrote:
> >
> > What exactly were you googling for when you found this?
> >  David
> > www.toosh.co.uk
> >
> >
> >  On 12 Oct 2006, at 14:53, Niall wrote:
> >
> > Clearly this is what I've been doing wrong. Luckily there are people to
> > help me stop masturbating and make money and all they need is a regular
> > payment. How lucky is that?
> >
> > http://www.taketheaction.com/
> > _______________________________________________
> > LifeisTOOSHort mailing list
> > LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
> > http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk
> >
> >
> >
> > _______________________________________________
> > LifeisTOOSHort mailing list
> > LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
> > http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk
> >
> >
> >
> _______________________________________________
> LifeisTOOSHort mailing list
> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
> http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk
>
>
>
> _______________________________________________
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> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
> http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk
>
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From ZoeMB at ivac.org.uk  Mon Oct 16 10:17:34 2006
From: ZoeMB at ivac.org.uk (Zoe MB)
Date: Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:17:34 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Is Masturbation taking too much of
	yourvaluable time? Do you want to be rich and successful?
In-Reply-To: <56bfdea10610130518h706ef027g75de52ca512b7f94@mail.gmail.com>
Message-ID: <7AD13D28C9F4D64983026D06C9F809161070C8@ivac-dc01.IVACDOMAIN.local>

I love sharing an office with Niall.
Imagine when he forgets to put the sign on the door...

________________________________

From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk
[mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk] On Behalf Of Niall
Sent: 13 October 2006 13:18
To: LifeisTOOSHort
Subject: Re: [LifeisTOOSHort] Is Masturbation taking too much of
yourvaluable time? Do you want to be rich and successful?


Increasing work productivity - I was ashamed of all the time I spend
masturbating at work. Hint - that's what the meeting in progress sign is
really for. 

Hmm, wonder how many spam filters this will get by?


On 12/10/06, David Abse <davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk > wrote: 

	What exactly were you googling for when you found this? 

	
	David
	www.toosh.co.uk


	
	On 12 Oct 2006, at 14:53, Niall wrote: 


		Clearly this is what I've been doing wrong. Luckily
there are people to help me stop masturbating and make money and all
they need is a regular payment. How lucky is that?
		
		http://www.taketheaction.com/
		
		_______________________________________________
		LifeisTOOSHort mailing list
		LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
	
http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk 



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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Mon Oct 16 18:56:53 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Mon, 16 Oct 2006 18:56:53 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Is Masturbation taking too much of
	yourvaluable time? Do you want to be rich and successful?
In-Reply-To: <7AD13D28C9F4D64983026D06C9F809161070C8@ivac-dc01.IVACDOMAIN.local>
References: <7AD13D28C9F4D64983026D06C9F809161070C8@ivac-dc01.IVACDOMAIN.local>
Message-ID: <3B3C1957-D1E6-4B45-9D5E-3CCAF58D961B@blueyonder.co.uk>

I don't want to imagine that. Not going to. Nyah.

David
www.toosh.co.uk


On 16 Oct 2006, at 10:17, Zoe MB wrote:

> I love sharing an office with Niall.
> Imagine when he forgets to put the sign on the door...
>
> From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk [mailto:lifeistooshort- 
> bounces at toosh.co.uk] On Behalf Of Niall
> Sent: 13 October 2006 13:18
> To: LifeisTOOSHort
> Subject: Re: [LifeisTOOSHort] Is Masturbation taking too much of  
> yourvaluable time? Do you want to be rich and successful?
>
> Increasing work productivity - I was ashamed of all the time I  
> spend masturbating at work. Hint - that's what the meeting in  
> progress sign is really for.
>
> Hmm, wonder how many spam filters this will get by?
>
> On 12/10/06, David Abse <davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk > wrote:
> What exactly were you googling for when you found this?
>
> David
> www.toosh.co.uk
>
>
> On 12 Oct 2006, at 14:53, Niall wrote:
>
>> Clearly this is what I've been doing wrong. Luckily there are  
>> people to help me stop masturbating and make money and all they  
>> need is a regular payment. How lucky is that?
>>
>> http://www.taketheaction.com/
>> _______________________________________________
>> LifeisTOOSHort mailing list
>> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
>> http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk
>
>
> _______________________________________________
> LifeisTOOSHort mailing list
> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
> http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk
>
>
>
> _______________________________________________
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> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Mon Oct 16 18:58:46 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Mon, 16 Oct 2006 18:58:46 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Mental Health day last week
Message-ID: <8EA9D883-B388-48EB-82AF-2B106ACABD3A@blueyonder.co.uk>

You may have noticed Suggsy on the radio discussing mental health  
issues.

It's Madness gone politically correct, I tell you.


David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Fri Oct 20 15:37:22 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Fri, 20 Oct 2006 15:37:22 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Is your life too short...
Message-ID: <0415B13E-0772-42AE-B5A2-71361240BD9E@blueyonder.co.uk>

...to look at a panda?

http://www.zooatlanta.org/animals_panda_cam.htm

David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Fri Oct 20 15:40:39 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Fri, 20 Oct 2006 15:40:39 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Julie Birchill v India Knight
Message-ID: <753B9FF3-7962-4A4A-B40B-67031148EA55@blueyonder.co.uk>

Knight and Burchill's bitch-fight

     India Knight wrote in her last Sunday Times
     column that "Muslims are the new Jews", where
     she attacked negative attitudes towards the veil.
     Julie Burchill wrote in reply to the paper's
     letters page:
     Dear India Knight, I dare you to walk into any
     mosque... and spread your tidings that "Muslims
     are the new Jews". You'll be lucky if you get out
     alive. PS I see that your new book is a compilation
     of dirty bits from novels. I'd love to know how
     this fits in with your new found love of
     feminine modesty and discretion.

     The subsequent email exchange:
     To Julie Burchill From India Knight.
     Oh for fuck's sake. I don't have a "newfound
     love of modesty and discretion" - I just don't
     despise people on the basis of what they wear.

     To: India Knight From Julie Burchill
     What, not even he working class slags in cropped
     tops you're forever slagging off you hypocritical
     snob?

     To: Julie Burchill from India Knight
     I do NOT slag off working class people in crop
     tops you fucking loon. Where? When? Why would I
     slag them off? I am many things but I am not a
     snob. God, you're driving me mad. Go Away.

     To: India Knight From Julie Burchill
     I wrote to the letters page, not YOU, you
     stalking cretin. Why don't you fuck off and
     turn yet another of your husbands gay?

David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From LisaCharalambous at ivac.org.uk  Fri Oct 20 16:48:55 2006
From: LisaCharalambous at ivac.org.uk (Lisa Charalambous)
Date: Fri, 20 Oct 2006 16:48:55 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Is your life too short...
In-Reply-To: <0415B13E-0772-42AE-B5A2-71361240BD9E@blueyonder.co.uk>
Message-ID: <7AD13D28C9F4D64983026D06C9F80916110DD8@ivac-dc01.IVACDOMAIN.local>

Aaah how sweet. It seems to be dead though

-----Original Message-----
From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk [mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk]On Behalf Of David Abse
Sent: 20 October 2006 15:37
To: lifeistooshort at toosh.co.uk
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Is your life too short...


...to look at a panda? 

http://www.zooatlanta.org/animals_panda_cam.htm


David
www.toosh.co.uk



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From fran at hvauk.org  Fri Oct 20 16:56:06 2006
From: fran at hvauk.org (Fran)
Date: Fri, 20 Oct 2006 16:56:06 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Is your life too short...
References: <7AD13D28C9F4D64983026D06C9F80916110DD8@ivac-dc01.IVACDOMAIN.local>
Message-ID: <029f01c6f460$432ba790$7c04a8c0@Fran>

When mummy was there you could clearly see breathing, which I found quite relaxing of a friday- sad isn't it?


Fran McKeown

Community Network Development Officer
Hastings Voluntary Action
31a Priory St
Hastings
TN34 1EA
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fran at hvauk.org
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  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Lisa Charalambous 
  To: LifeisTOOSHort 
  Sent: Friday, October 20, 2006 4:48 PM
  Subject: Re: [LifeisTOOSHort] Is your life too short...


  Aaah how sweet. It seems to be dead though
    -----Original Message-----
    From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk [mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk]On Behalf Of David Abse
    Sent: 20 October 2006 15:37
    To: lifeistooshort at toosh.co.uk
    Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Is your life too short...


    ...to look at a panda? 


    http://www.zooatlanta.org/animals_panda_cam.htm


    David
    www.toosh.co.uk






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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Fri Oct 20 17:22:41 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Fri, 20 Oct 2006 17:22:41 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] For anyone still working
Message-ID: <0DB26896-8405-4E88-895C-FED6C8AC40DC@blueyonder.co.uk>

Go bowling!

http://www.break.com/games/flash_lanes_bowling.html

David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Mon Oct 23 12:45:01 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:45:01 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Bad joke corner
Message-ID: <283D778F-096A-4158-AF92-0EB6D71CEAB5@blueyonder.co.uk>

These are shit. I don't want them so I'm giving them to you lot.

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I  
must tell you something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent".  
"Thank God!" said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of  
chardonnay!"


Johnny and his father were taking a walk, when Johnny noticed two  
dogs mating.
Johnny asks his father, "What are those dogs doing?"
"Well they are making puppies," his dad says.
The next day they see the same dogs mating and already Johnny says,  
"Hey they are making puppies!"
That night Johnny walks in on his parents having sex. Curious, Johnny  
asks, "What are you two doing?"
"Well we are making you a baby sister," said his dad.
"No no no" yells Johnny, "roll her over and make me some puppies"



Q. Why doesn't Mrs. Claus have any children?
A. Because Santa only comes once a year and then it's down a chimney.


Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of  
tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were.
  The first blonde said, "I think they?re deer tracks!"
  The second blonde said, "I think they?re dog tracks!"
  The third blonde said, "Well, I think they?re cow tracks!"
  They were still arguing when the train hit them


Q: Why did the Texan buy a dachshund?
A: The sheriff said, ?Get along, little doggie.?


Q: What do you name a dog with three legs and steel balls?
A: Sparky


David
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From niall.sweby at gmail.com  Tue Oct 24 17:11:11 2006
From: niall.sweby at gmail.com (Niall)
Date: Tue, 24 Oct 2006 17:11:11 +0100
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] monkeys, zebras, seals, crocodiles
In-Reply-To: <E525C507-8F3D-4042-9C9A-B6D1A44ECFBA@toosh.biz>
References: <E525C507-8F3D-4042-9C9A-B6D1A44ECFBA@toosh.biz>
Message-ID: <56bfdea10610240911m5e0b2f06iff17c1a3b87e7ade@mail.gmail.com>

and now RABBITS

Apparently the combination of a need to entertain children, digital
technology and stuffed toys leads to all sorts of complications

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYAvof0ToDE

Niall
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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Tue Oct 31 09:01:35 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:01:35 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] After Snakes on a Plane...
Message-ID: <1412FC7A-9AF4-48DC-A4F6-DA3D994D274A@blueyonder.co.uk>

Zombies on a plane!!!

http://www.plane-dead.com/

(One for Niall I think)


David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Tue Oct 31 09:11:00 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:11:00 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] a picture for your wall
Message-ID: <02C8C04C-4A5A-4FF3-BAA3-2C305A1F9A25@blueyonder.co.uk>

?
David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Tue Oct 31 15:52:32 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Tue, 31 Oct 2006 15:52:32 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] My pictures
Message-ID: <BA2CD9DE-E530-46E9-A5B1-D9150110D799@blueyonder.co.uk>

Not photos, just showing off my 'art'.

Comments on the site extremely welcome! (The more comments I get the  
higher rating i get the more people look etc).

http://www.artwanted.com/artist.cfm?ArtID=30273

David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From coaching at kittyfitzherbert.com  Tue Oct 31 16:58:14 2006
From: coaching at kittyfitzherbert.com (Kitty Fitzherbert)
Date: Tue, 31 Oct 2006 16:58:14 -0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] My pictures
In-Reply-To: <BA2CD9DE-E530-46E9-A5B1-D9150110D799@blueyonder.co.uk>
Message-ID: <mailman.1.1162313892.11007.lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk@toosh.co.uk>

Well I think they are marvellous!
 
Your wife
 
Kitty FitzHerbert
Leadership, Organisational and Life Coach
email  <mailto:coaching at kittyfitzherbert.com> coaching at kittyfitzherbert.com
 <http://www.kittyfitzherbert.com/> www.kittyfitzherbert.com
 
 

  _____  

From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk
[mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk] On Behalf Of David Abse
Sent: 31 October 2006 15:53
To: lifeistooshort at toosh.co.uk
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] My pictures


Not photos, just showing off my 'art'. 

Comments on the site extremely welcome! (The more comments I get the higher
rating i get the more people look etc). 

http://www.artwanted.com/artist.cfm?ArtID=30273

David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Tue Oct 31 21:35:41 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Tue, 31 Oct 2006 21:35:41 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] My pictures
In-Reply-To: <ECOWS09MxS64hc3DzXD00039eeb@smtp-in1.blueyonder.co.uk>
References: <ECOWS09MxS64hc3DzXD00039eeb@smtp-in1.blueyonder.co.uk>
Message-ID: <BED807CB-A951-4A0F-83B0-EA24BD3C7C81@blueyonder.co.uk>

Hmm. Not clear enough - I meant comments should be left ON the site.

Thanks

David
www.toosh.co.uk


On 31 Oct 2006, at 16:58, Kitty Fitzherbert wrote:

> Well I think they are marvellous!
>
> Your wife
>
> Kitty FitzHerbert
> Leadership, Organisational and Life Coach
> email coaching at kittyfitzherbert.com
> www.kittyfitzherbert.com
>
>
>
> From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk [mailto:lifeistooshort- 
> bounces at toosh.co.uk] On Behalf Of David Abse
> Sent: 31 October 2006 15:53
> To: lifeistooshort at toosh.co.uk
> Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] My pictures
>
> Not photos, just showing off my 'art'.
>
> Comments on the site extremely welcome! (The more comments I get  
> the higher rating i get the more people look etc).
>
> http://www.artwanted.com/artist.cfm?ArtID=30273
>
> David
> www.toosh.co.uk
>
>
> _______________________________________________
> LifeisTOOSHort mailing list
> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
> http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk

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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Thu Nov  2 22:34:50 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Thu, 2 Nov 2006 22:34:50 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] The truth will set you free David Beckham
Message-ID: <4F4D538A-93D7-4367-A58E-6B663CB092DA@blueyonder.co.uk>

http://www.beckhamcoverup.com/

David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Fri Nov  3 11:42:35 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Fri, 3 Nov 2006 11:42:35 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] The B Team
Message-ID: <4E710F70-6D68-4B6F-8888-77C83140B6C5@blueyonder.co.uk>

Absolutely awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4ESF53VrmI


David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Fri Nov  3 11:50:32 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Fri, 3 Nov 2006 11:50:32 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Prince Charles
Message-ID: <F7598615-5C94-4B78-A59A-9CAA23768394@blueyonder.co.uk>

Mr V sent me this.

It's a disgrace how those yanks mock us.

http://www.glumbert.com/media/colbertloses

David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Fri Nov  3 11:53:10 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Fri, 3 Nov 2006 11:53:10 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] As for those Germans...
Message-ID: <A47F005C-A491-46E3-8125-CDED1593C9D1@blueyonder.co.uk>

http://www.glumbert.com/media/nicegermans

David
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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Fri Nov  3 11:58:56 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Fri, 3 Nov 2006 11:58:56 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] National (Racist) Spelling Bee
Message-ID: <F6173C5F-F4EF-4759-98BB-514EBE16E3BD@blueyonder.co.uk>

Nothing beats the yanks though:

http://www.glumbert.com/media/spellingbee

(Thanks David, I love this website)

David
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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Fri Nov  3 12:08:08 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Fri, 3 Nov 2006 12:08:08 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Cat attack
Message-ID: <57A535E2-5E2C-4478-933D-652118105725@blueyonder.co.uk>

Last one

http://www.glumbert.com/media/catprinter




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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Fri Nov  3 12:09:28 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Fri, 3 Nov 2006 12:09:28 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] VOTE
Message-ID: <78338B9B-0497-4464-A42D-ED0C940777D7@blueyonder.co.uk>

What's your favourite?:

a) B Team
b) Prince Charles
c) Germans
d) Spelling Bee
e) Cat

David
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From sharon at lvsc.org.uk  Fri Nov  3 12:46:26 2006
From: sharon at lvsc.org.uk (Sharon Stainsby)
Date: Fri, 3 Nov 2006 12:46:26 -0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Prince Charles
In-Reply-To: <F7598615-5C94-4B78-A59A-9CAA23768394@blueyonder.co.uk>
Message-ID: <EA0654A7858EE94E96B0CD3A1C572AA2181DFA@svdcex2.lvsc.org.uk>

Sometimes I can't see the video clips and don't often respond to this email group but that was HYSTERICAL and has really cheered me up on a Friday lunchtime.
 
Thank you
 
Sharon
LVSC
 
 
-----Original Message-----
From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk [mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk]On Behalf Of David Abse
Sent: 03 November 2006 11:51
To: lifeistooshort at toosh.co.uk
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Prince Charles
 
Mr V sent me this. 
 
It's a disgrace how those yanks mock us.
 
http://www.glumbert.com/media/colbertloses
 
David
www.toosh.co.uk



 
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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Fri Nov  3 15:47:09 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Fri, 3 Nov 2006 15:47:09 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Politically Incorrect joke corner
Message-ID: <6D80C4C3-E390-4A48-A489-FDC81673D411@blueyonder.co.uk>

Q: Why should you never shag a dwarf with learning difficulties?

A: Because it's not big and it's not clever.

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From niall.sweby at gmail.com  Fri Nov  3 16:09:53 2006
From: niall.sweby at gmail.com (Niall)
Date: Fri, 3 Nov 2006 16:09:53 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Wierdness of the Internet - the Mall Ninja
Message-ID: <56bfdea10611030809j3c90527dw6faa1925c39ec636@mail.gmail.com>

I would say that I nothing about guns, I got sent this as a beautiful
example of internet madness, although its hard to decide who's leg is being
pulled more.

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Fri Nov  3 16:54:57 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Fri, 3 Nov 2006 16:54:57 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Wierdness of the Internet - the Mall Ninja
In-Reply-To: <56bfdea10611030809j3c90527dw6faa1925c39ec636@mail.gmail.com>
References: <56bfdea10611030809j3c90527dw6faa1925c39ec636@mail.gmail.com>
Message-ID: <B0F378A1-A3E6-49FB-BA0D-9094D451F6F6@blueyonder.co.uk>

I don't care. I just want those ninja boots to climb walls.

David
www.toosh.co.uk


On 3 Nov 2006, at 16:09, Niall wrote:

> I would say that I nothing about guns, I got sent this as a  
> beautiful example of internet madness, although its hard to decide  
> who's leg is being pulled more.
>
> http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
> _______________________________________________
> LifeisTOOSHort mailing list
> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
> http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk

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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Mon Nov  6 10:54:39 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Mon, 6 Nov 2006 10:54:39 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] standing cat
Message-ID: <23DD5A8E-97D6-453F-9120-193C41F0C109@blueyonder.co.uk>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0ntCW9SZdg

David
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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Fri Nov 17 12:34:00 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Fri, 17 Nov 2006 12:34:00 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] World Toilet Day
Message-ID: <BB026FA4-748E-4DD1-B06A-569ED5D26E2C@blueyonder.co.uk>

Sunday is World Toilet Day. Did you know:

     1. The average person visits the toilet 2500
     times a year, or about six-eight times a day. You
     spend about 3 years of your life in the toilet.

     2. A woman spends, on average, three times longer
     on each toilet visit, yet there usually the
     same number of toilets in each public convenience.

     3. When Madonna performed last year on German TV
     show Wetten Dass, she refused to use their
     toilets. The show's producers had to use a crane
     to bring Madonna's own personal 18 square metre
     luxury toilet into the grounds.

     4. The Queen has to have a new toilet seat
     everywhere she visits. It is then destroyed
     if she "goes".


David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Sat Nov 18 19:05:07 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Sat, 18 Nov 2006 19:05:07 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Have it your way
Message-ID: <ABF9B57A-E69B-49AF-94D2-925ADEC24820@blueyonder.co.uk>

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=4963&rtn=index- 
topten&nsfwfs=yes
David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Mon Nov 20 10:08:59 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:08:59 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Aliens from the planet Dave
Message-ID: <F8E8CF6A-6849-4EF0-8123-EE8954402882@blueyonder.co.uk>

http://www.gamershood.com/flashgames/525

David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From niall.sweby at gmail.com  Mon Nov 20 14:38:02 2006
From: niall.sweby at gmail.com (Niall)
Date: Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:38:02 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Children in Tweed
Message-ID: <56bfdea10611200638r6c0317d4h8779df532aab9850@mail.gmail.com>

Al they need is a smack around the back of the head and a decent wardrobe


http://www.thechap.net/Tweed.html

Niall
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From LisaCharalambous at ivac.org.uk  Mon Nov 20 14:45:09 2006
From: LisaCharalambous at ivac.org.uk (Lisa Charalambous)
Date: Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:45:09 -0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Children in Tweed
In-Reply-To: <56bfdea10611200638r6c0317d4h8779df532aab9850@mail.gmail.com>
Message-ID: <7AD13D28C9F4D64983026D06C9F8091623166D@ivac-dc01.IVACDOMAIN.local>

Niall, I always suspected that you were a follower of The Chap

-----Original Message-----
From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk [mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk]On Behalf Of Niall
Sent: 20 November 2006 14:38
To: LifeisTOOSHort
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Children in Tweed


Al they need is a smack around the back of the head and a decent wardrobe


http://www.thechap.net/Tweed.html

Niall



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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Wed Nov 22 11:12:07 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2006 11:12:07 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Fwd: Thanks for Helping to Stop the War in Iraq
References: <B518D7D58C73C64FB03DA364C5BCCCE7140FF9@cicexbe1.staff.cic.ad>
Message-ID: <8961BB81-33B2-4E30-BAFC-BB8E1A3E60A5@blueyonder.co.uk>


> From: The CeasefireCampaign Team [mailto:info at ceasefirecampaign.org]
> Sent: 22 November 2006 10:11
> To: Keren Abse
> Subject: Thanks for Helping to Stop the War in Iraq
>
>
>
> Dear friend,
>
> Thank you for calling for a larger role for the International  
> Community and the withdrawal of coalition troops from Iraq.
>
> Please take a moment right now to invite your friends and family to  
> take action as well. We need as many signatures as possible in the  
> next 48 hours to make our ad campaign in the US and UK as effective  
> as possible. You can just forward the sample letter below.
>
> Spreading the word is critical, but please only pass this message  
> along to those who know you -- spam hurts our campaign.
>
> Thank you for taking action,
>
> The CeasefireCampaign.org Team
>
> * * *
>
> Subject: A real chance to stop the horror in Iraq
>
> Dear friends,
>
> I just took an action on the internet calling for a stop to the war  
> in Iraq, and I thought you might be interested???
>
> From the Ceasefire Campaign:
>
> Dear Friends,
>
> Over the last few days, almost 50,000 of us have supported the call  
> for a new plan for Iraq! Thanks to you, our Iraq ad will be running  
> TODAY in major newspapers in London and Washington, DC, calling for  
> a new diplomatic role for the international community and the  
> withdrawal of Coalition forces from Iraq. Click below to see the ad  
> and add your voice of support:
>
> http://www.CeasefireCampaign.org
>
> If you have not yet joined our call for a new direction in Iraq,  
> please consider doing so at this crucial moment. Coalition  
> governments are beginning to accept that there is no military  
> solution, but they haven???t settled on what an alternative  
> diplomatic approach looks like. With hundreds of thousands of  
> civilian deaths already in Iraq, we cannot afford to miss this  
> chance to demand a new course. Your voice could make a difference  
> over the coming week.
>
> Click below to see our ad and join the campaign for a new direction  
> in Iraq:
>
> http://www.CeasefireCampaign.org
>
> With hope,
> Ricken, Rachel, Paul, Tom, Amparo and the Ceasefire Campaign team
>
>

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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Thu Nov 23 13:39:13 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Thu, 23 Nov 2006 13:39:13 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Should you be laughing at this?
Message-ID: <C207415D-BE57-4941-9845-29C39F8BC4D8@blueyonder.co.uk>


http://www.shouldyoubelaughingatthis.co.uk/index.html

David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Thu Nov 23 13:45:02 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Thu, 23 Nov 2006 13:45:02 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] or this?
In-Reply-To: <C207415D-BE57-4941-9845-29C39F8BC4D8@blueyonder.co.uk>
References: <C207415D-BE57-4941-9845-29C39F8BC4D8@blueyonder.co.uk>
Message-ID: <1B2917DD-8B48-4E7D-9088-F0D393FF21EE@blueyonder.co.uk>

http://www.jmrproductions.com/princess_diana/
David
www.toosh.co.uk



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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Thu Nov 23 20:24:36 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Thu, 23 Nov 2006 20:24:36 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Shoot 'em up
Message-ID: <FB5011B0-B3DF-4AF7-9BE6-C35476ED44BD@blueyonder.co.uk>

http://www.gamezfan.com/game/619/Celebrity-Hitman.html
David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Mon Nov 27 09:50:03 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:50:03 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] cats
Message-ID: <2F473A64-1B7D-43E4-803C-531ACC4B23ED@blueyonder.co.uk>

a useful page of cats
http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/index.html?flow=no&large=no
David
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From LisaCharalambous at ivac.org.uk  Mon Nov 27 09:55:45 2006
From: LisaCharalambous at ivac.org.uk (Lisa Charalambous)
Date: Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:55:45 -0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] or this?
In-Reply-To: <1B2917DD-8B48-4E7D-9088-F0D393FF21EE@blueyonder.co.uk>
Message-ID: <7AD13D28C9F4D64983026D06C9F8091623167F@ivac-dc01.IVACDOMAIN.local>

You've started your Christmas shopping haven't you David?

-----Original Message-----
From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk [mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk]On Behalf Of David Abse
Sent: 23 November 2006 13:45
To: LifeisTOOSHort
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] or this?


http://www.jmrproductions.com/princess_diana/


David
www.toosh.co.uk




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From coaching at kittyfitzherbert.com  Mon Nov 27 21:12:49 2006
From: coaching at kittyfitzherbert.com (Kitty Fitzherbert)
Date: Mon, 27 Nov 2006 21:12:49 -0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] or this?
In-Reply-To: <7AD13D28C9F4D64983026D06C9F8091623167F@ivac-dc01.IVACDOMAIN.local>
Message-ID: <mailman.0.1164661973.8724.lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk@toosh.co.uk>

I just can't wait for Christmas day....
 
Kitty FitzHerbert
Leadership, Organisational and Life Coach
email  <mailto:coaching at kittyfitzherbert.com> coaching at kittyfitzherbert.com
 <http://www.kittyfitzherbert.com/> www.kittyfitzherbert.com
 
 

  _____  

From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk
[mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk] On Behalf Of Lisa Charalambous
Sent: 27 November 2006 09:56
To: LifeisTOOSHort
Subject: Re: [LifeisTOOSHort] or this?


You've started your Christmas shopping haven't you David?

-----Original Message-----
From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk
[mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk]On Behalf Of David Abse
Sent: 23 November 2006 13:45
To: LifeisTOOSHort
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] or this?


http://www.jmrproductions.com/princess_diana/


David
www.toosh.co.uk




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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Fri Dec  1 13:22:18 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Fri, 1 Dec 2006 13:22:18 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Pulp Fiction
Message-ID: <281B4F17-3757-45F6-8763-E39CE359B075@blueyonder.co.uk>

Fucking short version

http://www.glumbert.com/media/pulpfiction

David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Mon Dec  4 12:32:59 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Mon, 4 Dec 2006 12:32:59 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] vehicle web
Message-ID: <58ED4883-999E-4E02-ACDF-807798864354@blueyonder.co.uk>

Anyone come across these?

Are they the scam artists they appear to be?

David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From alyson at lvsc.org.uk  Mon Dec  4 12:44:36 2006
From: alyson at lvsc.org.uk (Alyson Moore)
Date: Mon, 4 Dec 2006 12:44:36 -0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] vehicle web
In-Reply-To: <58ED4883-999E-4E02-ACDF-807798864354@blueyonder.co.uk>
Message-ID: <EA0654A7858EE94E96B0CD3A1C572AA2334569@svdcex2.lvsc.org.uk>

so elusive that they don't give out a website url....
 
 -----Original Message-----
From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk [mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk]On Behalf Of David Abse
Sent: 04 December 2006 12:33
To: lifeistooshort at toosh.co.uk
Cc: Cardiffcity at Yahoogroups. Com
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] vehicle web



Anyone come across these? 

Are they the scam artists they appear to be?


David
www.toosh.co.uk



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From d.vandivier at thefactory.uk.net  Mon Dec  4 12:44:07 2006
From: d.vandivier at thefactory.uk.net (David Vandivier)
Date: Mon, 4 Dec 2006 12:44:07 -0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] vehicle web
In-Reply-To: <58ED4883-999E-4E02-ACDF-807798864354@blueyonder.co.uk>
Message-ID: <200612041244.kB4Ci5Cd014825@turtle.dnsmaster.net>

David,

You did not attach anything to your last e-mail.

DV

 

  _____  

From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk
[mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk] On Behalf Of David Abse
Sent: 04 December 2006 12:33
To: lifeistooshort at toosh.co.uk
Cc: Cardiffcity at Yahoogroups. Com
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] vehicle web

 

Anyone come across these?

 

Are they the scam artists they appear to be?

 

David

www.toosh.co.uk





 

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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Mon Dec  4 13:02:26 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Mon, 4 Dec 2006 13:02:26 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] vehicle web
In-Reply-To: <200612041244.kB4Ci5Cd014825@turtle.dnsmaster.net>
References: <200612041244.kB4Ci5Cd014825@turtle.dnsmaster.net>
Message-ID: <4D3EB618-6B3A-41E9-B1E3-98E7F0577948@blueyonder.co.uk>

I attached a subject.

Bloody yanks.

David
www.toosh.co.uk


On 4 Dec 2006, at 12:44, David Vandivier wrote:

> David,
>
> You did not attach anything to your last e-mail.
>
> DV
>
>
> From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk [mailto:lifeistooshort- 
> bounces at toosh.co.uk] On Behalf Of David Abse
> Sent: 04 December 2006 12:33
> To: lifeistooshort at toosh.co.uk
> Cc: Cardiffcity at Yahoogroups. Com
> Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] vehicle web
>
>
> Anyone come across these?
>
>
> Are they the scam artists they appear to be?
>
>
> David
>
> www.toosh.co.uk
>
>
>
>
>
> _______________________________________________
> LifeisTOOSHort mailing list
> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
> http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk

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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Mon Dec  4 13:06:15 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Mon, 4 Dec 2006 13:06:15 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] vehicle web
In-Reply-To: <EA0654A7858EE94E96B0CD3A1C572AA2334569@svdcex2.lvsc.org.uk>
References: <EA0654A7858EE94E96B0CD3A1C572AA2334569@svdcex2.lvsc.org.uk>
Message-ID: <CBCC6805-4732-43AC-B417-7DC50B120BCE@blueyonder.co.uk>

They do: www.vehicleweb.uk.com

Impressive isn't it?

I've done further research: a definite scam. Bloke was very insistent  
with me that he could sell my car if I gave him ?95. He had buyers  
queued up. Strange how when I pointed out I'd done some internet  
research into his company how quickly he hung up.

David
www.toosh.co.uk


On 4 Dec 2006, at 12:44, Alyson Moore wrote:

> so elusive that they don't give out a website url....
>
>  -----Original Message-----
> From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk [mailto:lifeistooshort- 
> bounces at toosh.co.uk]On Behalf Of David Abse
> Sent: 04 December 2006 12:33
> To: lifeistooshort at toosh.co.uk
> Cc: Cardiffcity at Yahoogroups. Com
> Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] vehicle web
>
> Anyone come across these?
>
> Are they the scam artists they appear to be?
>
> David
> www.toosh.co.uk
>
>
> _______________________________________________
> LifeisTOOSHort mailing list
> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
> http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk

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From d.vandivier at thefactory.uk.net  Mon Dec  4 13:19:35 2006
From: d.vandivier at thefactory.uk.net (David Vandivier)
Date: Mon, 4 Dec 2006 13:19:35 -0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] vehicle web
In-Reply-To: <4D3EB618-6B3A-41E9-B1E3-98E7F0577948@blueyonder.co.uk>
Message-ID: <200612041319.kB4DJXnj021455@turtle.dnsmaster.net>

You just cannot forget the nylons and chocolate bars can you?

Yet you thank us for malls, the Colonel (KFC) and global domination.

You and your stiff upper lips.

DV

 

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From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk
[mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk] On Behalf Of David Abse
Sent: 04 December 2006 13:02
To: LifeisTOOSHort
Subject: Re: [LifeisTOOSHort] vehicle web

 

I attached a subject.

 

Bloody yanks.

 

David

www.toosh.co.uk





 

On 4 Dec 2006, at 12:44, David Vandivier wrote:





David,

You did not attach anything to your last e-mail.

DV

 

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From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk
[mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk] On Behalf Of David Abse
Sent: 04 December 2006 12:33
To: lifeistooshort at toosh.co.uk
Cc: Cardiffcity at Yahoogroups. Com
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] vehicle web

 

Anyone come across these?

 

Are they the scam artists they appear to be?

 

David

www.toosh.co.uk






 

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LifeisTOOSHort mailing list

LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk

http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk

 

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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Fri Dec 15 15:02:20 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Fri, 15 Dec 2006 15:02:20 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] RIP Peter Boyle
Message-ID: <ED067E16-3B4F-497A-82F3-64567FE080A5@blueyonder.co.uk>

IN memorium: his finest hour

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGN2aa3oQRM

David
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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Mon Dec 18 14:16:26 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Mon, 18 Dec 2006 14:16:26 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] The Phantasmatron
Message-ID: <7E1AF3A9-7E9D-47A8-A32C-DEE53C8CED0C@blueyonder.co.uk>

http://www.collegecrunk.com/735_Everythings-On-Fire.html

Click on 'full screen' at start

No stupid scary things, I promise

David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Tue Dec 19 15:12:13 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:12:13 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] kill the mutant snowmen
Message-ID: <89FDA2AE-E0C6-4827-8878-55B8809DDF37@blueyonder.co.uk>

http://www.gamegarage.co.uk/shooters-games/attack-of-the-snowmen/play/

David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Tue Dec 19 17:51:51 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2006 17:51:51 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Christmas Rhubarb Crisis
Message-ID: <2EE1804A-6186-4F0F-BAD3-81100888FA0A@blueyonder.co.uk>

Seriously

http://tinyurl.com/yysvmh

David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Wed Dec 20 19:09:34 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Wed, 20 Dec 2006 19:09:34 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Pre christmas entertainment 1
Message-ID: <D8A93B84-BDA8-4406-A9C8-06204B9F009F@blueyonder.co.uk>

http://www.baldknobmarina.com/

David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Wed Dec 20 19:10:48 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Wed, 20 Dec 2006 19:10:48 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Pre christmas entertainment 2
Message-ID: <5AD2331B-9B86-43D1-9D91-ECFEA4C7547A@blueyonder.co.uk>

Something for your xmas stocking:

http://www.wartoyz.com/page/WT/PROD/BB-AVI/BB21262

David
www.toosh.co.uk


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From d.vandivier at thefactory.uk.net  Thu Dec 21 08:52:41 2006
From: d.vandivier at thefactory.uk.net (David Vandivier)
Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:52:41 -0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Pre christmas entertainment 2
In-Reply-To: <5AD2331B-9B86-43D1-9D91-ECFEA4C7547A@blueyonder.co.uk>
Message-ID: <200612210852.kBL8qfrm028342@turtle.dnsmaster.net>

You better get some work soon as I feel your grip is slipping.

DV

 

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From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk
[mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk] On Behalf Of David Abse
Sent: 20 December 2006 19:11
To: lifeistooshort at toosh.co.uk
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Pre christmas entertainment 2

 

Something for your xmas stocking:

 

http://www.wartoyz.com/page/WT/PROD/BB-AVI/BB21262

 

David

www.toosh.co.uk





 

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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Thu Dec 21 09:59:01 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:59:01 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Pre christmas entertainment 2
In-Reply-To: <200612210852.kBL8qfrm028342@turtle.dnsmaster.net>
References: <200612210852.kBL8qfrm028342@turtle.dnsmaster.net>
Message-ID: <C18FC4A7-6E95-43D3-AC4F-08FD14E0ACC9@blueyonder.co.uk>

MY grip? Hmmm.

David
www.toosh.co.uk


On 21 Dec 2006, at 08:52, David Vandivier wrote:

> You better get some work soon as I feel your grip is slipping.
>
> DV
>
>
> From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk [mailto:lifeistooshort- 
> bounces at toosh.co.uk] On Behalf Of David Abse
> Sent: 20 December 2006 19:11
> To: lifeistooshort at toosh.co.uk
> Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Pre christmas entertainment 2
>
>
> Something for your xmas stocking:
>
>
> http://www.wartoyz.com/page/WT/PROD/BB-AVI/BB21262
>
>
> David
>
> www.toosh.co.uk
>
>
>
>
>
> _______________________________________________
> LifeisTOOSHort mailing list
> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk
> http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk

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From dave.hastings at orange.net  Fri Dec 22 00:21:46 2006
From: dave.hastings at orange.net (Dave Hastings)
Date: Fri, 22 Dec 2006 00:21:46 -0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Something seasonal
Message-ID: <001b01c7255f$30664cc0$22052352@DELL01>

http://www.barclaypoodles.com/
 

Dave Hastings

m: 07973 775002 
t: +44 (0)20 8881 3423  



 
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From alyson at lvsc.org.uk  Fri Dec 22 10:46:51 2006
From: alyson at lvsc.org.uk (Alyson Moore)
Date: Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:46:51 -0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] 3 wise men?
In-Reply-To: <001b01c7255f$30664cc0$22052352@DELL01>
Message-ID: <EA0654A7858EE94E96B0CD3A1C572AA2334648@svdcex2.lvsc.org.uk>

Anyone else noticed that being called Dav(e)(id) seems to lead to a life spent sending odd emails...
 
No doubt I'll be back for more of the same in 2007!
 
Alyson
 
 

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-----Original Message-----
From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk [mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk]On Behalf Of Dave Hastings
Sent: 22 December 2006 00:22
To: lifeistooshort at toosh.co.uk
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Something seasonal


http://www.barclaypoodles.com/
 

Dave Hastings

m: 07973 775002 
t: +44 (0)20 8881 3423  



 

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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Fri Dec 22 11:21:23 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:21:23 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Merry F%cking Christmas
Message-ID: <37E9774E-D621-43C2-B3E0-76A1E91BC0AD@blueyonder.co.uk>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9Cgzq3Qy60
David
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From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk  Sat Dec 23 21:55:15 2006
From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse)
Date: Sat, 23 Dec 2006 21:55:15 +0000
Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Have a good Xmas
Message-ID: <681954E7-7439-4364-8ECC-D2136C08BC65@blueyonder.co.uk>

http://www.toosh.co.uk/Gallery/catxmastoosh2.jpg

David
www.toosh.co.uk


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