From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk Tue Jan 2 15:35:41 2007 From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse) Date: Tue, 2 Jan 2007 15:35:41 +0000 Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Back at work? Message-ID: Happy New Year Good to start the year with the least amusing post I can think of. Tum tee tum. David www.toosh.co.uk -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://mail.toosh.co.uk/pipermail/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk/attachments/20070102/73a73461/attachment.html From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk Fri Jan 5 10:56:30 2007 From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse) Date: Fri, 5 Jan 2007 10:56:30 +0000 Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] How to impress the Hoff Message-ID: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB-wUgnyGv0 David www.toosh.co.uk -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... 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URL: http://mail.toosh.co.uk/pipermail/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk/attachments/20070105/61d1db57/attachment-0003.html From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk Fri Jan 5 15:52:44 2007 From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse) Date: Fri, 5 Jan 2007 15:52:44 +0000 Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] slang translator Message-ID: <85DEC6C6-9874-4376-A331-C45EEFFC4C58@blueyonder.co.uk> I fin' aw of the people 'oo use this mailin' list should Hercule Piorot at translatin' a Dolly sentence into Matheson Lang. I daan't care which wahn is used but 'ere's the British Rail address http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/main.asp Or I fink all hof da peeps who use dis mailin list should as da go hat translatin da simple sentence into slang. I don't care which one iz used but here's da hemail address: http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/main.asp David www.toosh.co.uk -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://mail.toosh.co.uk/pipermail/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk/attachments/20070105/5f7b62c5/attachment.html From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk Mon Feb 5 11:05:14 2007 From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse) Date: Mon, 5 Feb 2007 11:05:14 +0000 Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Lottery funded small groups work Message-ID: Hi Anyone on this list doing lottery-funded small groups work (apart from IVAC)? I need a couple of comparitirs for an assessment of a similar project I am doing and it would be useful to talk to someone about it for half an hour. Gosh this is an unfunny way to revitalize this mailing list. David www.toosh.co.uk -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... 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Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist. 14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. 15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. 16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men. The Washington Post's Style Invitational also asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners: 1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. 4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness. 8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit) 9. Karmageddon (n): it's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action. 12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when t hey come at you rapidly. 13 Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 15. Caterpallor (n): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating. And the pick of the literature: 16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole. Mike Young Co-CEO TAFFY Entertainment/ Mike Young Productions LLC a Moonscoop Company 20335 Ventura Blvd., Ste. 225 Woodland Hills, CA 91364 ph:(818) 999-0062 fax:(818) 999-0172 email: _mailto:myprods at AOL.com_ (mailto:myprods at AOL.com)


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I've heard his "Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds" but this? What was with Bernie Taupin's hair? DV _____ From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk [mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk] On Behalf Of David Abse Sent: 01 March 2007 14:08 To: lifeistooshort at toosh.co.uk Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Rocket Man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN3MGN899yE &mode=related&search= "I'm going to be as high as a kite by then..." David www.toosh.co.uk -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://mail.toosh.co.uk/pipermail/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk/attachments/20070302/cc187616/attachment.html From gilbailey at fsmail.net Fri Mar 2 12:45:04 2007 From: gilbailey at fsmail.net (Gil Bailey) Date: Fri, 2 Mar 2007 13:45:04 +0100 (CET) Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Rocket Man - I raise you this..... Message-ID: <25543725.597401172839504358.JavaMail.www@wwinf3003> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp5mYvOvVrc > Message Received: Mar 02 2007, 09:34 AM > From: "David Vandivier" > To: "'LifeisTOOSHort'" > Cc: > Subject: Re: [LifeisTOOSHort] Rocket Man > > Was he serious? I've heard his "Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds" but this? > > What was with Bernie Taupin's hair? > > DV > > > > > > > > _____ > > From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk > [mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk] On Behalf Of David Abse > Sent: 01 March 2007 14:08 > To: lifeistooshort at toosh.co.uk > Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Rocket Man > > > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN3MGN899yE > > &mode=related&search= > > > > "I'm going to be as high as a kite by then..." > > > > David > > www.toosh.co.uk > > > > > > > > > > [ (no name for attachment) (0.2 Kb) ] ===================== Gil Bailey Flat 1 9 Langdon Park Road Highgate London N6 5PS Tel: 07815 045 257 ===================== From ShellyChoudhury at ivac.org.uk Mon Mar 5 14:05:00 2007 From: ShellyChoudhury at ivac.org.uk (Shelly Choudhury) Date: Mon, 5 Mar 2007 14:05:00 -0000 Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Rocket Man In-Reply-To: <99C3425D-00F4-49FF-ADBA-2CF172081851@blueyonder.co.uk> Message-ID: <7AD13D28C9F4D64983026D06C9F8091626A882@ivac-dc01.IVACDOMAIN.local> http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0606/666.html what the hell......... Shelly -----Original Message----- From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk [mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk]On Behalf Of David Abse Sent: 01 March 2007 14:08 To: lifeistooshort at toosh.co.uk Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Rocket Man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN3MGN899yE &mode=related&search= "I'm going to be as high as a kite by then..." David www.toosh.co.uk -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://mail.toosh.co.uk/pipermail/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk/attachments/20070305/044a253b/attachment.html From davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk Mon Mar 5 18:17:15 2007 From: davidabse at blueyonder.co.uk (David Abse) Date: Mon, 5 Mar 2007 18:17:15 +0000 Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Privacy Message-ID: http://www.flickr.com/photos/garysocrates/411602638/ This is the toilet at West Norbury library where I was training today. I'm not sure how much privacy the yellow and black tape offers. David www.toosh.co.uk -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://mail.toosh.co.uk/pipermail/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk/attachments/20070305/ee549017/attachment.html From alyson at lvsc.org.uk Tue Mar 6 09:52:35 2007 From: alyson at lvsc.org.uk (Alyson Moore) Date: Tue, 6 Mar 2007 09:52:35 -0000 Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Privacy In-Reply-To: Message-ID: you always did like sarf london.... Alyson -----Original Message----- From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk [mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk]On Behalf Of David Abse Sent: 05 March 2007 18:17 To: lifeistooshort at toosh.co.uk Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Privacy http://www.flickr.com/photos/garysocrates/411602638/ This is the toilet at West Norbury library where I was training today. I'm not sure how much privacy the yellow and black tape offers. David www.toosh.co.uk -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... 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