From david at toosh.biz Thu Oct 18 10:06:39 2007 From: david at toosh.biz (David Abse) Date: Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:06:39 +0200 Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] romantic song Message-ID: <52CF672C-2C88-477C-B5D9-A1B9EA70F362@toosh.biz> http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IX3iNQ_GMBo Hey, haven't done anything on this list for ages! ______________________________ David Abse toosh +44 (0)7956 324614 email: david at toosh.biz web: www.toosh.biz _______________________________ Registered Company No: 5706410 _______________________________ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://mail.toosh.co.uk/pipermail/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk/attachments/20071018/f4c8fb79/attachment.html From jocrease at yahoo.co.uk Thu Oct 18 19:00:09 2007 From: jocrease at yahoo.co.uk (Jo Crease) Date: Thu, 18 Oct 2007 18:00:09 +0000 (GMT) Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] romantic song Message-ID: <244562.53040.qm@web25509.mail.ukl.yahoo.com> Don't tell me you've been doing some work??? Oh no, that's right... ----- Original Message ---- From: David Abse To: lifeistooshort at toosh.co.uk Sent: Thursday, 18 October, 2007 10:06:39 AM Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] romantic song http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IX3iNQ_GMBo Hey, haven't done anything on this list for ages! ______________________________ David Abse toosh +44 (0)7956 324614 email: david at toosh.biz web: www.toosh.biz _______________________________ Registered Company No: 5706410 _______________________________ ___________________________________________________________ Want ideas for reducing your carbon footprint? Visit Yahoo! For Good http://uk.promotions.yahoo.com/forgood/environment.html -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://mail.toosh.co.uk/pipermail/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk/attachments/20071018/26b271b9/attachment.html From david at toosh.biz Sun Nov 18 15:04:20 2007 From: david at toosh.biz (David Abse) Date: Sun, 18 Nov 2007 16:04:20 +0100 Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] blondes Message-ID: <357013BB-6951-4081-974B-92A435531F07@toosh.biz> What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant ______________________________ David Abse toosh +44 (0)7956 324614 email: david at toosh.biz web: www.toosh.biz _______________________________ Registered Company No: 5706410 _______________________________ From david at toosh.biz Sun Nov 18 15:28:19 2007 From: david at toosh.biz (David Abse) Date: Sun, 18 Nov 2007 16:28:19 +0100 Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Bad day at the office Message-ID: <4EF970CF-2124-4D26-AE7A-CAF8A713FFD6@toosh.biz> http://gorillamask.net/badday.shtml DA ______________________________ David Abse toosh +44 (0)7956 324614 email: david at toosh.biz web: www.toosh.biz _______________________________ Registered Company No: 5706410 _______________________________ From abse121 at gmail.com Sun Nov 18 15:36:12 2007 From: abse121 at gmail.com (Daniel Abse) Date: Sun, 18 Nov 2007 10:36:12 -0500 Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Bad day at the office In-Reply-To: <4EF970CF-2124-4D26-AE7A-CAF8A713FFD6@toosh.biz> References: <4EF970CF-2124-4D26-AE7A-CAF8A713FFD6@toosh.biz> Message-ID: Hi David, This was great! Thanks. Hope all's well with you and family. Best, Dan On Nov 18, 2007 10:28 AM, David Abse wrote: > http://gorillamask.net/badday.shtml > > DA > > > ______________________________ > > David Abse > toosh > +44 (0)7956 324614 > email: david at toosh.biz > web: www.toosh.biz > _______________________________ > > Registered Company No: 5706410 > _______________________________ > > > > > > _______________________________________________ > LifeisTOOSHort mailing list > LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk > http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://mail.toosh.co.uk/pipermail/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk/attachments/20071118/48908a97/attachment.html From sharon.alexander at tendringcvs.org.uk Mon Nov 19 08:46:02 2007 From: sharon.alexander at tendringcvs.org.uk (Sharon Alexander) Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 08:46:02 -0000 Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] blondes References: <357013BB-6951-4081-974B-92A435531F07@toosh.biz> Message-ID: <001f01c82a88$9d933bd0$1401a8c0@TCVSADMIN3> fortunate ----- Original Message ----- From: "David Abse" To: Sent: Sunday, November 18, 2007 3:04 PM Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] blondes > What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pregnant > > > > > ______________________________ > > David Abse > toosh > +44 (0)7956 324614 > email: david at toosh.biz > web: www.toosh.biz > _______________________________ > > Registered Company No: 5706410 > _______________________________ > > > > > > _______________________________________________ > LifeisTOOSHort mailing list > LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk > http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk > From LisaCharalambous at ivac.org.uk Mon Nov 19 12:15:23 2007 From: LisaCharalambous at ivac.org.uk (Lisa Charalambous) Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:15:23 -0000 Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] blondes In-Reply-To: <001f01c82a88$9d933bd0$1401a8c0@TCVSADMIN3> Message-ID: <7AD13D28C9F4D64983026D06C9F809165C9DB1@ivac-dc01.IVACDOMAIN.local> Welcome back David and Sharon. We missed you.............................................................. -----Original Message----- From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk [mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk]On Behalf Of Sharon Alexander Sent: 19 November 2007 08:46 To: LifeisTOOSHort Subject: Re: [LifeisTOOSHort] blondes fortunate ----- Original Message ----- From: "David Abse" To: Sent: Sunday, November 18, 2007 3:04 PM Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] blondes > What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pregnant > > > > > ______________________________ > > David Abse > toosh > +44 (0)7956 324614 > email: david at toosh.biz > web: www.toosh.biz > _______________________________ > > Registered Company No: 5706410 > _______________________________ > > > > > > _______________________________________________ > LifeisTOOSHort mailing list > LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk > http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk > _______________________________________________ LifeisTOOSHort mailing list LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk From david at toosh.biz Mon Nov 19 12:47:24 2007 From: david at toosh.biz (David Abse) Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 13:47:24 +0100 Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] blondes In-Reply-To: <7AD13D28C9F4D64983026D06C9F809165C9DB1@ivac-dc01.IVACDOMAIN.local> References: <7AD13D28C9F4D64983026D06C9F809165C9DB1@ivac-dc01.IVACDOMAIN.local> Message-ID: <681EE2AE-4DAE-423A-84DF-6B888BD40617@toosh.biz> Strangely not missed each other... Which doesn't mean what you think it means Charalambous. Anyway - you were supposed to scroll down. The answer is 'pregnant'. The answer 'fortunate' is for Essex girls, as Sharon should know. DA On Nov 19, 2007, at 1:15 PM, Lisa Charalambous wrote: > Welcome back David and Sharon. We missed > you.............................................................. > > -----Original Message----- > From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk > [mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk]On Behalf Of Sharon > Alexander > Sent: 19 November 2007 08:46 > To: LifeisTOOSHort > Subject: Re: [LifeisTOOSHort] blondes > > > fortunate > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "David Abse" > To: > Sent: Sunday, November 18, 2007 3:04 PM > Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] blondes > > >> What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Pregnant >> >> >> >> >> ______________________________ >> >> David Abse >> toosh >> +44 (0)7956 324614 >> email: david at toosh.biz >> web: www.toosh.biz >> _______________________________ >> >> Registered Company No: 5706410 >> _______________________________ >> >> >> >> >> >> _______________________________________________ >> LifeisTOOSHort mailing list >> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk >> http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk >> > > _______________________________________________ > LifeisTOOSHort mailing list > LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk > http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk > > _______________________________________________ > LifeisTOOSHort mailing list > LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk > http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk From LisaCharalambous at ivac.org.uk Mon Nov 19 12:54:55 2007 From: LisaCharalambous at ivac.org.uk (Lisa Charalambous) Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:54:55 -0000 Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] blondes In-Reply-To: <681EE2AE-4DAE-423A-84DF-6B888BD40617@toosh.biz> Message-ID: <7AD13D28C9F4D64983026D06C9F809165C9DB6@ivac-dc01.IVACDOMAIN.local> My lack of discernment means that I was able to enjoy both responses -----Original Message----- From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk [mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk]On Behalf Of David Abse Sent: 19 November 2007 12:47 To: LifeisTOOSHort Subject: Re: [LifeisTOOSHort] blondes Strangely not missed each other... Which doesn't mean what you think it means Charalambous. Anyway - you were supposed to scroll down. The answer is 'pregnant'. The answer 'fortunate' is for Essex girls, as Sharon should know. DA On Nov 19, 2007, at 1:15 PM, Lisa Charalambous wrote: > Welcome back David and Sharon. We missed > you.............................................................. > > -----Original Message----- > From: lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk > [mailto:lifeistooshort-bounces at toosh.co.uk]On Behalf Of Sharon > Alexander > Sent: 19 November 2007 08:46 > To: LifeisTOOSHort > Subject: Re: [LifeisTOOSHort] blondes > > > fortunate > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "David Abse" > To: > Sent: Sunday, November 18, 2007 3:04 PM > Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] blondes > > >> What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Pregnant >> >> >> >> >> ______________________________ >> >> David Abse >> toosh >> +44 (0)7956 324614 >> email: david at toosh.biz >> web: www.toosh.biz >> _______________________________ >> >> Registered Company No: 5706410 >> _______________________________ >> >> >> >> >> >> _______________________________________________ >> LifeisTOOSHort mailing list >> LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk >> http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk >> > > _______________________________________________ > LifeisTOOSHort mailing list > LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk > http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk > > _______________________________________________ > LifeisTOOSHort mailing list > LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk > http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk _______________________________________________ LifeisTOOSHort mailing list LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk http://mail.toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk From david at toosh.biz Wed Nov 21 17:09:47 2007 From: david at toosh.biz (David Abse) Date: Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:09:47 +0100 Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Life during wartime Message-ID: <4A594652-1A2F-4F24-BC87-1C3423AC66EF@toosh.biz> he Newport County manager flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play football and is suitably impressed and arranges him to come over to Newport. Two weeks later Newport are 4-0 down to Cardiff City with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes. The lad is a sensation, scores five goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Newport. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in British football. 'Hello Mum, guess what?' he says. 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored five and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.' 'Wonderful,' says his Mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time.' The young lad is very upset, 'What can I say Mum, but I'm so sorry. ' 'Sorry? Sorry?' says his Mum, 'It's your fault we moved to Newport in the first place!' DA David Abse 20 Rue Vacquerie 34190 Ganges France (+33) (0)4 67 64 41 86 (+44) (0)7956 324614 david at toosh.biz www.toosh.biz From david at toosh.biz Wed Nov 21 17:52:38 2007 From: david at toosh.biz (David Abse) Date: Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:52:38 +0100 Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Lions and Buffalo and crocodiles Message-ID: <1BCCF988-296F-44D9-ABA0-F61E74E9BB81@toosh.biz> Great film http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM Have patience - it's 8 mins, but worth watching ______________________________ David Abse toosh +44 (0)7956 324614 email: david at toosh.biz web: www.toosh.biz _______________________________ Registered Company No: 5706410 _______________________________ From david at toosh.biz Thu Dec 13 10:29:20 2007 From: david at toosh.biz (David Abse) Date: Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:29:20 +0100 Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] Presentation Message-ID: <7A95E627-522B-4B70-85F9-3EC63C35D3DC@toosh.biz> A non-text attachment was scrubbed... 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It's all good. http://www.vrmag.org/vrmag_hotlist_issue_28/fullscreen/VR000013308.html Second: Merry Xmas from my family: http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1421389014 Have a good one David -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://toosh.co.uk/pipermail/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk/attachments/20071221/70ed8bdc/attachment.html From david at toosh.biz Fri Dec 21 13:09:52 2007 From: david at toosh.biz (David Abse) Date: Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:09:52 +0100 Subject: [LifeisTOOSHort] It's xmas In-Reply-To: <40E507F9-80D6-40EB-9896-89E789D1801C@toosh.biz> References: <40E507F9-80D6-40EB-9896-89E789D1801C@toosh.biz> Message-ID: And one more, a lovely bit of history http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QtmFiTCLObo DA On 21 Dec 2007, at 11:06, David Abse wrote: > So two links for your amusement: > > The first - use your mouse to scroll/drag the picture - choose other > pictures. It's all good. > > http://www.vrmag.org/vrmag_hotlist_issue_28/fullscreen/ > VR000013308.html > > Second: > > Merry Xmas from my family: > > > http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1421389014 > > Have a good one > > David > _______________________________________________ > LifeisTOOSHort mailing list > LifeisTOOSHort at toosh.co.uk > http://toosh.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://toosh.co.uk/pipermail/lifeistooshort_toosh.co.uk/attachments/20071221/1ba6e0aa/attachment.html